Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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