help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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