your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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