OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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