You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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