Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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