Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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