Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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