From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm both gender and math confused
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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