So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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