The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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