I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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