Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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