Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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