ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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