I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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