Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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