we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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