You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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