i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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