why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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