Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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