Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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