Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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