How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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