Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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