sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
