Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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