By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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