Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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