when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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