I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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