I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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