how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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