We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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