do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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