Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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