What should our trivia night team be named?
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i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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