make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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