Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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