Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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