My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Shame - the story of my life.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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