I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize