Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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