God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
