Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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