i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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