Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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