it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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