just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
