Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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