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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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