My room smells like vodka and shame
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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