you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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