Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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